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== What to Do When You're Getting Bored with the First Section ==

Here are several possibilities:

 1. Play skat.

 1. Check for loose change in the sofa cushions.

 1. Clip your fingernails.

 1. Change your socks.

 1. Have another beer.

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 1. Go right ahead and read the Second Section.

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